Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Bros, welcome to a new world of ART

You may think you've seen arts by the greats before; DaVinci, Michelangelo, Jim Lee, heck you may have even been blessed to see an original Robert Liefleld or two.. yeah, as if you'd be that lucky. But seriously, we have in our midst a true original thinker. Hell yes brosefs and brosisters, I received permission from no less than the great artist Malethoth Kazyanenko himself to show you some of his masterpieces, no lie!






First off we have on sweet picture; Gunstabber! Check out those abs and pecs and deltoids and stuff man! He's so ripped he could like, rip your spine out just by looking at you all angry and stuff! Also he has one SWEET gun and that knife.. ka pow stab, you be dead! You can feel the anger RADIATING. The FURY of MANLINESS.




Now we get to see the famed Malethoth take on one of the legendary Liefelds most epic and mantastic creations, Cable! This bastard is so badass he has got pouches for his pouches. Oh yeah. And if we're talking sweet guns, the one he is packing is like, six if not seven times bigger than his head so you KNOW it has to kick some serious ass. Serious grimace, serious guns and one serious crotch. That's why Cable is the baddest dude ever.




This is the shit, Nuff said man.


So like dudes if you don't see why he is the best artist like ever you are clearly blind and stuff; check out more of his sweet ass images and bigger versions of the first two at his Deviant Art account! You will NOT regret it!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Hey guys! Check out my new blog!

I just want to welcome everyone to the hottest sickest ill spot on the web, the Steak Robot blog baby!

We got all sorts of sweet things to talk about here, like life and how my good buddy BackingMyCrack is so awesome. He inspired me to get this website and spread the good word about all the good times we had and all the glorious thoughts I have from day to day.

This friend, this dude, he is my muse. If he was a woman I would have him on this desk, right here, right now, om om om om.

But enough about me, let's talk about my good friend BackingMyCrack. He had this great idea about how all the leaders of the world should join hands and sing kumbayah or something and I didn't read it all, but frankly it was brilliant and it made me think long and hard about things. Some very important things. If I died today, would I be able to be buried at his family plot?

I'd like to think that in the hereafter our friendship would last because isn't that what life is all about? You live together, you cry together, and then you get eaten by worms together.

That's all for now kids!

Be sure to check out my friend "Mr. Crack's" sweet blog at
http://backingmyback.blogspot.com/.

Please be nice to him and leave him some comments because his blog looks very lonely! *laugh*!